Ah yes, the sneaky tomato. The fruit that is also vegetable-curious. In fact, in 1887, the Americans went as far as to technically classify it as a vegetable – but this was purely for tax reasons. (Which is a very American thing to do.) The Germans entirely bypassed that particular debate, and declared the tomato a Wolf Peach (Wolfpfirsich) capable of summoning werewolves. (Which is a very German thing to do.) In Mzansi, we keep things much simpler, of course. Tomatoes are for juicing, and that juice goes into Bloody Marys. That’s all. Thanks for coming, meine ladies and gentlemen. At Sir Fruit, we are extremely proud of highly bespoke, very lekker tomato juice. It’s stuffed with Vitamin C, and we’ve also added a little lemon and salt. And subtracted the werewolves.
Drink neat or dirty!
Filtered water, Tomato puree, Lemon juice, Himalayan salt, Preservatives (Sodium benzoate, Potassium sorbate, Pimaricin)