Ah, Watermelon. The quint-essential king of thirst-quenching natural-born confectionaries. The alpha dog of deliciousness. The aspirational focus for our forced alliteration. Science tells us that the watermelon consists of about 92% water. What it fails to mention, however, is that it contains 100% irresistibility, which might be why Sir Fruit squeezed its goodness into an extra fresh bottle of Cold Pressed (along with its best buddies Raspberry, Mint, Apple, and Lemon).