This – indeed! – is a bottle of Sir Fruit Brewed Ice Tea Fruit Blend. Now here’s the novelty: it’s actually brewed. Just like you would at home. We don’t add any oddness. No Orange-Breasted Sunbirds, no squirrels, no small garden gnomes with their cheerful-and-yet-strangely-scary-faces... not entirely sure where we’re going with this non-ingredient list... and: stop. This beverage is also brilliantly blended. From the Western Cape, we’ve sourced Rooibos, Honeybush and Hibiscus. (So it’s a laid-back brew, bru.) Then from India, we’ve imported Assam. ‘Do you want us to add in any squirrel?’ the Indian chaps and chappesses asked us. ‘We have several species in our country, including the Grizzled Giant Squirrel and the Three-Striped Palm?’. ‘No thanks,’ we replied. ‘We only want your tea. We may infuse a little cranberry and raspberry for flavour, but keep your Three-Striped Palms to yourself.’ And so it was, and here it is.
Time for tea.
- A refined and refreshing cranberry brew
- Can you guess its favourite band?
- Most people cranberry-ly believe its goodness
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Brewed Tea (Filtered Water, Rooibos, Honeybush, Hibiscus, Assam),
Reconstituted Concentrates (Apple, Cranberry, Raspberry),
Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Pimaricin)